Top Ten Serial Killer Pet Peeves
10. Police composite sketches that make you look ten years older than you really are.
9. Hefty bags that leak.
8. When you’re hoping for a cool nickname like “Zodiac” or “Midnight Madman” and media gives you nickname “Tubby”.
7. Crummy Ginsu knives they sell on TV that claim to stay sharp forever.
6. When really expensive “night vision goggles” turn out to be just a scuba mask with red cellophane taped over glass.
5. When you’re a really neat serial killer and you have to move in with a really messy serial killer.
4. When Marcia Clark refers to you as Mr. Simpson instead of O.J. like everyone else.
3. Rarely seeing “Serial Killer Day” at Dodger Stadium.
2. When you finally meet somebody you really like, you always end up killing them.
1. Movie “Silence of the Lambs” not as funny as the book
10. Police composite sketches that make you look ten years older than you really are.
9. Hefty bags that leak.
8. When you’re hoping for a cool nickname like “Zodiac” or “Midnight Madman” and media gives you nickname “Tubby”.
7. Crummy Ginsu knives they sell on TV that claim to stay sharp forever.
6. When really expensive “night vision goggles” turn out to be just a scuba mask with red cellophane taped over glass.
5. When you’re a really neat serial killer and you have to move in with a really messy serial killer.
4. When Marcia Clark refers to you as Mr. Simpson instead of O.J. like everyone else.
3. Rarely seeing “Serial Killer Day” at Dodger Stadium.
2. When you finally meet somebody you really like, you always end up killing them.
1. Movie “Silence of the Lambs” not as funny as the book
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